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coolranchdevitos:

waspsbewaremywrathrawr:

fuks:

SAIL

I PRESSED PLAY JUST AS I WAS TAKING A DRINK AND DIET COKE JUST SHOT OUT MY NOSE. I FEEL LIKE I JUST VOMITED

there are so many layers of humor to appreciate here

the disruption of pleasant relaxing music

the word “sail” being yelled slightly off-beat as if the person filming was planning this and got a little eager

the small child’s laughter in the background

the pianist whispering “shit” to himself as if he only dropped an m&m or something

the foot appearing seemingly out of nowhere

the dedicated pianist falling down with his piano

it’s all so beautiful

kxgehina:

*finds creepiest character in series* my child

thebobblehat:

showblacksandbackstageblues:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Odd Romeo and Juliet Tumblr Posts

The doge one kills me.

"What if he’s Romeo and you’re not his Juliet?"

"Then you’re Rosaline and you survive the fucking play."

That one wins.

Since I have several friends who love this show, I thought I’d give it a shot. I’ve got to admit, I see the appeal. At first glance, it’s a little kid show about friendship, but the way it goes about it is well-designed: it IS about friendship, but friendship isn’t just for little kids. It’s about love and solving problems without violence (I assume. I’m only one episode in). Plus, It’s a cool premise. The MLP world is pretty expansive (and matriarchal, which is a weird twist for my brain). Plus, the main character is an old-world-sorcerer type of nerd, which I dully enjoy. 

Since I have several friends who love this show, I thought I’d give it a shot. I’ve got to admit, I see the appeal. At first glance, it’s a little kid show about friendship, but the way it goes about it is well-designed: it IS about friendship, but friendship isn’t just for little kids. It’s about love and solving problems without violence (I assume. I’m only one episode in). Plus, It’s a cool premise. The MLP world is pretty expansive (and matriarchal, which is a weird twist for my brain). Plus, the main character is an old-world-sorcerer type of nerd, which I dully enjoy. 

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green
Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 
KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHTWITH ITS EYE OF COAL SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

furbearingbrick:

sirtroyofbaker:

balalaikaboss:

ejacutastic:

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT
WITH ITS EYE OF COAL 
SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE 
AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

I’ve only seen this legendary post in screenshots

quiet-knives:

PSA: because I keep seeing that shitty manipulated photo of Emma Watson on my dash. THAT PHOTO WAS PHOTOSHOPPED.  The original photo (with another from the same shoot, is from 2011 with Mariano Vivanco) are pictured above. Please don’t perpetuate this error. 

Deliberately spreading an altered image of Emma Watson which purports to show her breasts as a statement against threats of nude photo leaks is the height of hypocrisy and whoever did it should be ashamed. (x)

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

sholock:

Am I too late to add a cute ghost to your dash?

battle-of-the-series:

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good Dylans acting is

battle-of-the-series:

Can we take a moment to appreciate how good Dylans acting is

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lydiaofthewolves:

  1. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
  2. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
  3. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
  4. do you like your name? is there another name…
captbexx:

Draco and Teddy (part 2) ^-^I’m working on part 3 now.

captbexx:

Draco and Teddy (part 2) ^-^

I’m working on part 3 now.

Me: I'm gonna go on a walk! It might take all afternoon, who knows? Not me! I'm feeling spontaneous!
The Yukio side of my brain: Not before you do your daily writing, you're not.

silverwing26:

I was upset, and then delighted.

(Source: princecanary)

(Source: howlolcanyougo)

kazuunari:

Ginko in "The Warbling Sea Shell"

"Town Meeting Song" by The Polyphonic Spree, from the Nightmare Before Christmas album: Nightmare Revisited.

Listen! There were objects so peculiar!

They were not to be believed.

All around, things to tantalize my brain, my brain.

It’s a world unlike anything I’ve ever seen

As hard as I try, I can’t seem to describe

Like a most improbable dream, improbable dream.

(Source: Spotify)